i hereby conclude that dota is the most boring game on earth when you have to spend hours watching your boyfriend play it non-stop for hours and hours and hours and hours..

firstly, this game has only a single view which is from the top. so essentially all you can see are the top of the heads of the characters running about. each game consists of 10 people max. and many many other computer generated allies and enemies. so when the game starts, it's really hard to follow who's who and whether you are killing the correct people. cartoonish in fact, not really differing from maplestory (come on, if dota is a 3d game, why won't it look like any normal 3d game). so the game starts and your aim is to take down enemy's towers. you die a few times. blah blah blah. kill your enemies. or not. some people leave the game halfway and ends up that your team wins by default. whoopie doo. the thing is each game lasts around an hour or so depending on your skills as well as those playing. imagine having to do the same things for 2 hours. and people actually play dota for more than 8 hours straight! omg. it's either they are no lifers or dota's like a hypnotising programme which brainwashes players. *shudders. those who beg to differ saying that there's skills and brain needed in dota, uhhuh. right. we need skills to fry an egg too ok. and wipe our ass after we shit. the only consolation about dota is the speechlessly cute chicken running around buying items for your character.